The population of Scotland was today shocked by the news that the city of Inverness is only an illusion. It transpires that the city has never actually existed and was merely an invention of the imaginations of the people of Aberdeen.
Inverness - This isn't real
This news has come as a great shock to the people of Inverness and Inverness Football Club, amongst others. As it would appear they don’t exist either.
Geographers will meet during the next week to decide whether to remove Inverness from Scottish maps or not. It is currently unknown where all pictures of Inverness have come from, more details are due to be released shortly.
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