David Miliband Takes A Back Seat

Only days after the Labour Party and British politics in general recieved the huge announcement that Ed, not David, Miliband had been elected as the new party leader David has decided to take a back seat, politically speaking.

David (right) was marginally defeated by Ed (left)

In spite of the fact that many papers and media sources will have you believe that Miliband has ‘stepped down from politics’ that is nonsense.

Have no doubt about it, he’ll be back. He is, after all, only moving to the backbenches. He isn’t leaving the house.

And this by no means that he will never become a member of the Cabinet, or indeed the leader, in the future.

Some will see David’s decision as wise, some will view i as him ‘taking a huff’. We may not know until he publishes a book of his memoirs in 20 years’ time!

Either way, the man definitely has a future within the party in my eyes, and this certainly gives his brother a clear shot at winning over the public without distraction.

2010: The Year Of The New Band Pt.1

This year has been a sensational year for new music. And now of it makes into the charts. So lots of you will never have heard of these bands.

It’s my duty to introduce everyone to the sea of talent in the world.

I’ll be taking it slowly, just bringing a few bands in a time, putting a link to some music, showing a picture, saying some words.

So, here goes:

Chapel Club

Chapel Club

Britain’s best new band of 2010, probably. They don’t have an album out but they’re sensational. I witnessed their awesome live performance at T In The Park on the Friday and was more blown away by them than either Muse or Editors (Two bands I love.)  But don’t just take my word for it, check them out!

Where to find them: http://www.myspace.com/chapelclub

What to listen to: Five Trees, Surfacing, O Maybe I

Stornoway

Stornoway

A wonderfully subtle band from Oxford, despite their name. Stornoway mainly play beautiful folk music.  Their album ‘Beachcomber’s Windowsill’ is currently one of my favourite of the year, which is high raise indeed. Sadly, I have yet to have the pleasure of seeing them live.

Where to find them: http://www.myspace.com/stornoway

What to listen to: Zorbing, I Saw You Blink, Fuel Up

The Drums

The Drums

The Drums are reasonably well known these days by anyone in the know in the indie scene, but I’m not so much of an ‘indier-than-thou’ type that I refuse to love them. They make simplistic music, but that’s one of the draws. Their music is fun, catchy and poppy. The sort of people who don’t like them are generally people trying to appear cool by liking ‘complex’ music.

Where to find them: http://www.myspace.com/thedrumsforever

What to listen to: Let’s Go Surfing, Book Of Stories, Best Friend

Labour Leadership Looms Large

On the 25th of September, this coming Saturday, the new leader of the Labour Party will be announced.

I personally believe there are four very good candidates for the job, and Dianne Abbott.

Diane Abbott, not the right choice

I simply think that Abbott is not a credible electable option for the party. Whilst some people may see an appeal in the fact that she offers something different to her opponents the simple fact remains that she would be the least likely to beat Cameron in a general election. This is not to say I dislike her, as I do like her left-wing tendencies.

However, she has spent too much time in the comfort zone of a TV programme alongside long-term Labour enemy Michael Portillo.

Where I’d like to see her: On the backbenches

Ed Balls, excellent but unfortunate

Ed Balls faces two problems in his candidacy. Firstly, his name. Petty as it sounds there is a lot of immaturity and pettiness in the British media and you can imagine the headlines they’d have lined up if a man named Balls was elected. Secondly, he is well known to have been one of Gordon Brown’s closest allies. Considering how unpopular Gordon was, this could work against him.

This is all very sad as he is in fact an excellent politician with good forward thinking ideas.

Where I’d like to see him: Chancellor Of The Exchequer

Andy Burnham will not be a well known name to any people like some of the others. However, he had held important roles in government for years.

Andy Burnham, potential to grow into the role

I see him as someone who would have potential as a leader. He has lots of good ideas, but also has a personality the public could warm to and has no obvious drawbacks. If my preferred choice does not come into power I would certainly be happy to see him get the job.

Where I’d like to see him:

Home Secretary

Ed Miliband is tipped by many to become the new leader of the party. And it must be said that I like him. He has many good ideas and policies and a passionate belief in these.

Ed Miliband, a credible choice

As with Andy Burnham and Ed Balls I feel he could do well as the leader of the Labour Party and I would happily support him if he is elected.

I do believe though that, sad as it is, there are people who would decide they were not keen on Ed due to his, some would say, unusual accent.

I personally do not see this as a problem at all as I am able to focus on the fact that he is an able and commited politician.

My worry would be that members of the public would not be as discerning.

Where I’d Like To See Him: Deputy Leader

This leaves one more contender, David Miliband. I feel that Ed’s brother is the man to lead the party back to power.

David Miliband, the man for the job

He has huge experience within goverment, having played influencial roles in several regimes.

He already appears very confident in debates and would be able to defeat opposition leaders with these skills. He has in the past shown these skills by proving a more capable speaker than leaders of other countries, never mind parties.

Some would argue that David is less left-wing than some of his counterparts. Whether this view is true or not I believe this perception could help him win a general election where a public may be wary of a radical jump to the left. I just hope this doesn’t prevent him winning in the more left-wing Labour contest.

Where I’d Like To See Him: Party Leader

Fake Togo!

The conclusion is out with regards to my ‘I Can’t Believe It’s Not Togo’ article. For a reminder, look here: https://neilshaw.wordpress.com/2010/09/14/i-cant-believe-its-not-togo/

Anyway, what’s been revealed is that an ex-coach of the team took a bunch of players impersonating the team away to Bahrain to impersonate the Togo national team.

But… it’s not the first time he’s done this!

He was in fact suspended in July for two years for the same thing, taking a fake Togo team to Egypt.

A bizarre situation. The Togolese football association is set to look into the events and people involved, and I certainly don’t blame them. If a fake Scotland team started touring the world I imagine the SFA would be concered. Mind you, it would probably be better than the real team.

And there you have it, there is a new force in international football: Fake Togo!

Top 10 Centre Backs In The World

And another list. This time I’ll be picking two centre backs as the best, since you need 2 in a back 4. And remember, this is only opinion. And sometimes I just like to be controversial.

Ricardo Carvalho – Real Madrid & Portugal

Rio Ferdinand – Manchester United & England

Juan – Roma & Brazil

Lucio – Inter Milan & Brazil

Per Mertesacker – Werder Bremen & Germany

Gerard Pique – Barcelona & Spain

Carles Puyol – Barcelona & Spain

Walter Samuel – Inter Milan & Argentina

John Terry – Chelsea & England

Nemanja Vidic – Manchester United & Serbia

Ricardo Carvalho

Rio Ferdinand

Juan

Lucio

Per Mertesacker

Gerard Pique

Carles Puyol

Walter Samuel

John Terry

Nemanja Vidic

Top 10 Left Backs In The World

You know the drill. And yes, I realise a couple of them are debatabley best suited in another position. And yes, I do hate the guy I’ve picked as the best with a passion. But I’m honest, not biased.

Eric Abidal – Barcelona & France

Holger Badstuber – Bayern Munich & Germany

Michel Bastos – Lyon & Brazil

Joan Capdevila – Villareal & Spain

Giorgio Chiellini – Juventus & Italy

Gael Clichy – Arsenal & France

Ashley Cole – Chelsea & England

Patrice Evra – Manchester United & France

Javier Zanetti – Inter Milan & Argentina

Maxwell – Barcelona & Brazil

Eric Abidal

Giorgio Chiellini

Gael Clichy

Javier Zanetti

Cashley Cole

Patrice Evra

Maxwell


Holger Badstuber

Michel Bastos

Joan Capdevilla

I Can’t Believe It’s Not Togo

Now to contrast with my tragic news article about the Eiffel Tower I thought I’d briefly cover a story which I think is very interesting.

It would appear that a friendly match took place last week between Togo and Bahrain which the Togo national team knew nothing about.

Emmanuel Adebayor wasn't there, but who was?

Sorry, what?

Yes, it would appear that a ‘fake’ team representing themselves as Togo took on a full national side from Bahrain.

One official representing Bahrain claimed that the ‘Togo’ side were not fit to play 90 minutes as Bahrain defeated them with ease.

This is a rather unusual story in modern-day football and I for one look forward to finding out what has really happened.

Although, not as much as the Togo national team I’m sure!

Get An Eiffel Of That

Firstly, I apologise for that awful pun. Especially when the subject matter is so grim.

You may or may not known that tonight the Eiffel Tower and surrounding area was evacuated due to a bomb threat. 25,000 people were evacuated. If there’s any real threat to 25,000 people then there must be considered major.

The Eiffel Tower on an average day

As one of the world’s premier tourist attractions this news strikes me as being particularly concerning. If there was/is indeed a bomb in the area then this is clearly the work of a group/person willing to take the lives of thousands of civilians.

This is, in many ways, worse than targeted terrorism.

As another side note, this would be the kind of issue which may make people apprehensive of visiting the attraction in the future. Even if they know there is a low chance of a repeat, the possibility would always be in the back of people’s minds I’m sure.

Police have been conducting a search of the Tower tonight

In all honesty there’s not much I can say on this subject until more is revealed but I felt it was important to alert people to the event and put across a few words on the subject.

But to put it bluntly, if something does go down here (I know it’s a big if) we could looking at a new 9/11.

The Inbetweeners Is Back!

Teenagers around Britain tonight were wet with anticipation of the new series of The Inbetweeners. And I was no different. Would it live up to the first two series? Would it be a flop? Would it be ‘meh’ material?

Answer: It lived up to the first two series, it was terrific.

Simon, "A spotty baby combined with the statue of liberty"

Full of killer lines and some great visual comedy, the show looks likely to hold up the popularity of it’s predecessors if it can maintain that standard.

There was the lovely controversy of the downright offensive behaviour towards a disabled person. Lots of comedies wouldn’t touch this.

However, I’m not saying that I condone all abuse against disabled people. That would be just wrong. It just so happens that in this case it was very funny.

Simon, Jay and Neil, "He always was a bit lazy though"

I can’t remember all of these lines, so if any readers have any particular favourites then feel free to shout them out. I know you won’t, but it’s worth saying anyway.

The caption of Simon, Jay and Neil seems a lot funnier when put in perspective of the fact they’re referring to a disabled boy in a wheelchair!

Mr Gilbert, "There is nothing funny about testicles, as you will find out tomorrow in my office"

Some people I’m sure will argue, judging by Facebook, that the outstanding moment of tonight’s show was Simon’s ‘wardrobe malfunction’ on the catwalk. A great bit of slapstick comedy, but I would point out not to let this overtake the quality of the scriptwriting.

On a note to end with, I’ll leave you with two more great quotes.

To Neil, “You cannot catch kidney failure”
By Neil, when talking about Nelson Mandela, “We wouldn’t have Nelson’s column for a start”
Here’s to the next week’s show!

Nintendo Nostalgia

Amongst my lists of football top 10’s I thought it might be nice to remind people that I am still capable of writing more than a paragraph per blog. Tonight, I’ve decided to take a trip down memory lane. I’ve plugged in my Gamecube!

I haven’t played with the little blue box in years, barely at all unsurprisingly since I got the big black box that is my Xbox 360.

The Gamecube in all it's glory

Playing the ol’ machine brings back memories of a simpler time, when i were but a bairn. As much as I love my Xbox it’s nice to take this trip back in time and play nice easy-going games with Mario and his chums.

First of all I’ve put in Super Smash Bros Melee, which was one my favourite games in my youth. It would appear I have lost much of my skill at the game over the past few years. I failed to pass even the second level of my first tournament. Pathetic.

A bit of advertising for a classic game

On the subject of the Xbox it came as some surprise to me when I did elect to buy the 360 rather than Nintendo’s Wii. Having been a Nintendo man for most of my life the Wii would have been the natural progression. I had previously bought the SNES, Game Boy Colour, N64, Game Boy Advance, Gamecube and DS.

But it was with some trepidation that I realised I must leave my beloved Nintendo behind and move into the gaming universe of Microsoft where the selection of games was far more expansive for me now.

Oh, and the 360 has always been the best looking of the three of the competing machines. And has the best controller. And had Bioshock long before any other system.

A slick, black Xbox 360

But this is enough of a lecture for tonight. I’ve still got a Mario Tennis game, a Mario racing game, a Mario golf game and other classic games to revisit!